Settle Down, Now

Alright I've had some complaints that this thing hasn't been updated in a few days. I would like to say it's because we've been uber busy doing really cool things but in actuality it's because we have done nothing even remotely exciting that's worth writing about. However, there are a few things I guess I can say.
1. I have been asked this several times by several individuals so I'll just put it out on the internet to set the record straight. Yes, Stephen M Wilson has deactivated his facebook. If you want to know his reasoning, send him an e-mail (don't call him because he's mentioned to me several times his hatred for phone conversatinos) and he will tell you. He gives a different reason every time I talk to him. No, he has not contracted swine flu. No, he has not locked himself in his room mourning the fact that his governor is a freakhead nut job. No, he has not been eaten by a deer. He is perfectly well and healthy, unless you think not being able to move on account of a new weight-lifting program to be unhealthy.
2. For those of you who know about my phobia of pickles, I would like to broadcast the fact that twice in the past few days I have eaten a sandwhich off a plate infested with pickles. And i did not complain. I dealt with it. Of course I could taste the pickle smell on my sandwhich, which definitely made the experience less enjoyable, but I believe this means I am making great strides with my legitimate fear.
3. We had "AV training" the other day in Stackhouse Theater and the woman training us (who's name escapes me, but we'll call her Connie, she looks like a Connie) freaked us out by warning us about a phenomenon called the "blue screen of death". Unfortunately, she only sort of told us how to get ride of this monochromatic screen that supposedly brings about the apocalypse. It had something to do with pushing certain buttons with your middle finger (she made it VERY clear that the middle finger part was a very necessary step). So all us RAs are hoping and praying we don't come across the blue screen of death. Keep your fingers crossed for us please. Ohhhh Connie.
4. Although I have yet to see Transformers 2, the RA's had a nice bonding session the other night, watching the first installment of the series to prepare for the sequel. Danielle and I bonded over Shia LeBouf while Mike and Stephen bonded over Megan Fox. It was great.
5. In order to kill half an hour and get ourselves out of our rooms, Stephen and I took newly-acquired van 94 out on a little spin. We aimlessly drove around Lexington singing rounds and patriotic songs (since we couldn't find a good radio station) and discovered some interesting things. For instance, who knew we had a little planned community for old people out in the country? I certainly didn't until we happened upon it and immediately left after the old people standing outside their houses gave us death glares. I think they were robots. They looked really angry. Others might disagree.
6. Mary Murphy needs to take a few sedatives. That is all.

Well I think that's all I have to say for now. Tomorrow and Saturday we have 400 Sigma Nus arriving from accross the country for a SNu conference so things should get interesting. Until then we have to distribute pillows, blankets, linens, etc to all 300+ rooms in Gilliam, Davis, and Graham-Lees. And then our lovely Alumns come on Sunday. I think we're all looking forward to the alumns getting here so we can interact with some interesting people and have more to do in our day. Although it's kind of nice being paid for a full day when we only do about 3 hours of work max, we're ready to get started doing the job we're here to do. Until later, hope life is good with all of you. I'll get the wilson kid on here at some point with some pictures or something else exciting, if he isn't sleeping or doing something of that nature.